Texan proverbs

Never squat with your spurs on.

Always drink up stream from the herd.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Always ride your horse in the direction it's going.

There's two theories to arguing with a man/woman. Neither one works.

It's better when people wonder why you didn't say something than why you did.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

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