American proverbs

Kissing a girl for the first time is like getting the first olive from a jar: after the first one, they come rolling out.

A wise man learns by the experiences of others; an ordinary man learns by his own experience; a fool learns by nobody's experiences.

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live you life in a manner so that when you die the world cries and you rejoice.

There are three kinds of people; those that make things happen, those that watch things happen and those who don't know what's happening.

A good friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ""that was fucking awesome"".

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